Root Vegetables

It was another long journey back to London after our defeat by Airdrie United, but - searching as I do for small crumbs of comfort - this was undoubtedly a higher calibre of defeat than that which we suffered on my last trip north (the 2-0 defeat by Ayr in September). Put simply, I would much rather lose to a spectacular overhead kick from Jamie Bain, than to some arbitrary Ayr United goal conceded when the usually excellent Scott Gibb falls on his backside.

The plush surroundings of the Shyberry Excelsior also made a pleasant change from Ayr's stone-age stadium, and - as if that weren't enough - we were kept entertained by the most bizarre set of advertising hoardings in the SFL. Staring back at us from across the half-way line were the words 'Root Vegetables,' emblazoned in bold type with no further explanation in sight. Equally odd was the advert, a little further to the right, for a company offering 'Clean Air Containment Services.' I would have thought the good people of Airdrie would be more concerned with containing polluted air, but evidently they do things differently in Lanarkshire...